15 strange Super Bowl props and how to play them

  • Started By Dean Lake
  • Sidelines Editor
  • 3 years ago
Dean Lake
Dean Lake

Will any Baltimore or San Francisco Player on active roster be arrested before Super Bowl XLVII?

Yes 5/1

No 1/8

Crabtree? Nope. Watch the punters and kickers. They party hard

Will Alicia Keys be booed during or after her rendition of the US National Anthem?

Yes 5/1

No 1/10

She'll be booed once she steps off the plane and says, "Who dis?"

What will be higher?

LeBron James Points Feb 3rd vs Toronto Pick (-115)

San Francisco 49ers Total Points Scored Super Bowl XLVII Pick (-115)

King James and Kaepernick entangle in love tackle after both score 45. Push, but take the over on bicep kissing.

Who will have more Passing Yards in the game?

Steve Young Super Bowl XXIX (325 Yards) -89½ (-115)

Colin Kaepernick Super Bowl XLVII +89½ (-115)

Poor Colin. Competing against the Ravens and the Niner legends. Montana and Young give Kap the death stare the entire game. Under.

What will be higher?

Totals Goals in Manchester City vs Liverpool Feb 3rd Pick (-115)

Randy Moss Receptions Super Bowl XLVII Pick (-115)

Odds Randy thinks Man City is a gay bar: 1/1

Who will be shown first during the game?

Jim Harbaugh EVEN

John Harbaugh EVEN

Split screen shot of both +400

Childhood photo of them both nude in the bathtub: +800

What predominant color will Beyonce's top be at the beginning of the Super Bowl Halftime show?

Givenchy is rumored to be the chosen designer, and judging my their fall/winter collection we might expect to see either white, black, or a combo. Though taupe or a smokey gray is not out of the question. What? Don't judge me.

What will be the highest tweet per second during the Super Bowl?

Over 15000 -120

Under 15000 -120

Finally, something we can control. Bet the house on the over and let's make this happen.

How long will the post game handshake/hug last between Jim & John Harbaugh?

Over 7.5 seconds -120

Under 7.5 seconds -120

Does an all-out wrestling match count as a hug? Does a wedgie count as a handshake? Stay away from this one.

What Color will the Gatorade (or liquid) be that is dumped on the Head Coach of the Winning Super Bowl Team?

"Or liquid?" Well, that opens up a lot of possibilities. My guess is that Cam Cameron runs on the field and dumps a hot cup of coffee on John Harbaugh. Always bet on black.

Who will the Super Bowl MVP of the Game thank first?

Teammates 5/4

Coach 12/1

Family 12/1

God 5/2

Owner 15/1

Does Not Thank Anyone 9/4

Thanks the Flying Spaghetti Monster: 27/1

Will Beyonce's hair be Curly/Crimped OR Straight at the beginning of the Super Bowl Halftime show?

Straight EVEN

Curly/Crimped -140

On fire: -350

Will Alicia Keys forget or omit at least 1 word of the official US National Anthem?

Yes +170

No -250

Sings "America on Fire" instead: +200

Will either Jack or Jackie Harbaugh be shown on TV wearing any clothing that has either a SF or BAL logo on it during the game?

Yes +300

No -500

Both wear a Drew Brees Saints jersey and the Mrs. loaded with Mardi Gras beads. Jackie very popular on Bourbon Street.

Will Beyonce's admit to lip-synching at Obama's Inauguration before the Super Bowl?

Yes +150

No -200

No, but admits career is cover for CIA operation to control the media, make public forget about Area 51.

Krithic Annamalai
Krithic Annamalai
Elite Columnist

That's quite a list! Jim Harbaugh will be shown first and Beyonce will never admit that lol

Asa Beal
Asa Beal
Senior Analyst

Currently driving to Vegas with these babies in the bag:

Totals Goals in Manchester City vs Liverpool over Randy Moss receptions. Easy. Money.
Alicia Keys won't so much forget a word as make up some news ones during a long, drawn-out croon
Take the over on the Postgame Hug. Parley with rolling on the ground bear hug / fighting

So many good ones on here.

Odysseus, as much as we all love Janet, obviously the most hoped-for wardrobe malfunction of all time includes the gorgeous, the glamorous Beyonce

Odysseus Morris
Odysseus Morris

LOL, Asa. I wonder how they are going to parse those howls from Alicia.
There's no way Kap throws for 325 yards. Take the under for a lock.
There should be a wardrobe malfunction prop. Not that I'd be hoping for one...at all.

Zachery Vasquez
Zachery Vasquez

What's up with the Alicia Keys getting booed prop? Did she do something to upset someone?

Al Mckay
Al Mckay

It would be hilarious if the Harbaugh parents wore Saints jerseys. Even funnier if they wore deer antlers.

Asa Beal
Asa Beal
Senior Analyst

Odysseus, as much as we all love Janet, obviously the most hoped-for wardrobe malfunction of all time includes the gorgeous, the glamorous Beyonce. She would find a way to make it classy.